Wogan

An adjective describing a person of an abnormally full figure. Used to subtly imply that they are overweight/obese without directly causing offence.
- Derived from the saggy, flabby portion of Terry Wogan's chin.

Look at that Wogan over there! She needs a few less pies!

by Fatty Fatty Fat Fat October 14, 2003

Wogan

a slang term for cocaine

Buzz: got any wogan, mate?

Gav: let's chalk up another line of wogan!

by Dodders June 07, 2008

Wogan

The piece of cloth that you place between a laptop keyboard and screen. Made popular by the 2006 generation of macbookpro's whose screen was infamous for being marked by the grease from the keyboard.

"where's my wogan!"

"it's there, in your laptop..."

by Loobydoo December 27, 2011

Wogan

A person you hate to love. No matter what kind of assholish things the person comes out with, friends somehow keep liking him/her.

You're such a fucking asshole wogan!
That guy, he's such a wogan!

by ConorRulesOk March 02, 2009

Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

by Steven Moss January 05, 2009

terry wogan

Invented the stonehenge haircut spreading thoughout Ireland in the late 1980's by true followers of the Wogan Faith.
Updated in the mid nineties by lowering the axis by 3 inches.

He's sporting a right terry wogan

by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007

Emma Wogan

Emma Wogan is usually a devil hiding in the form of a teacher. They are always feminist and probably vegan too, if she cant make 5 children a day want to kill themselves she will lose her disguise and have to return to hell. Some key indicators are a heavy newcastle accent and of course a forehead so big and shiny it makes messi cry about his trophies being bad.

Ugh i've got Emma Wogan next!
Just try and survive the hour mate

by That student!!!!! November 06, 2023