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wildabeast

A stoner word for frozen pizza, prepared in an oven or microwave, then devoured with reckless abandon by a group of stoners who have the munchies. Rarely cut with a knife, the wildabeast is eaten by ripping apart chunks of dough, cheese, and sauce, and cramming as much as one can into one's mouth. The resulting scene is reminicent of a pack of hyenas devouring the carcass of an african wildabeast.
I am so blazed, I could really go for some wildabeast right now...
wildabeast by Nick Baits September 22, 2006
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wildabeast hoof 

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.
"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

Wildabeast Cat 

A half wildabeast half cat that likes to pray on teenage girls. Bright lights excite him so get as close as you can! He has razor sharp teeth and can run 60 mph. You should be okay as long as your in a golf cart. Found in big bushes, Mostly in the centeral Georgia area. Cute and fluffy, Sometimes mistake for one of those rare 200 lb german bunny rabbits.
" Holy crap, get in the golf cart thers a wildabeast cat"
Wildabeast Cat by kiki_321bae January 26, 2010

faggot sexy wildabeast 

A man that often identifies himself as a "hulking mass" and likes to fuck small bitches in flexi-positions. After he fucks a small "bendy" girl he typically rolls over her to commence squishing.
Girl, I'm tired of these frail niggas, I need me a faggot sexy wildabeast.

V-Wildabeast

A usually obese, often lesbian, female student that attends Virginia Women's Institute for Leadership (VWIL). They are known to travel in heards and can often be seen packed around their little white vans, or hiding from PTT with a fake injuries. Given they have no facilities of their own, they spread across Virginia Military Institute, hoping to steal food from Crozet or just get it in the way.
Yeah I stopped talking to him ever since I found out he was dating a V-Wildabeast; I don't want to be anywhere near somebody that desperate.
V-Wildabeast by VMI 2023 March 27, 2022

The Wildabeast 

First you have ear sex, then she jacks u off with her underarm, then she poop poops in yo mouth, then u do the same, then you make out. then u say bye.
The Wildabeast by Rickey Booby January 15, 2007

wallabeast 

omg that chick is such a wallabeast
wallabeast by hunnybearboo May 3, 2016