A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?
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Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009
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A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.
Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
by Schradamon July 7, 2014
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A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map
Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!
by beefyrod March 10, 2020
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I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough
Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
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this meme is particularly used in pop culture points and shitposts, as you can put them in ridiculous places, much like other green screen memes. this meme originated from toby fox's game delta rune where suzie is bewildered while kris is soulless as usual.
-God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!
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|we're in idk |
|urban dictionary* |
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-fuck!
by AWWWW MAN October 4, 2021
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