by mike hunt November 06, 2003

Culinary equivalent of horseraddish, an explosively spicy Japanese condiment.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.
Count Olaf: Hahaha you orphan brats, I've poisoned your stupid chef-baby with the Medusoid Mycellium! Now it will die and I will soon get my icky poo poo hands on the Baudelaire fortune!!! (exeunt)
Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!
Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!
Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!
Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!
by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008

by CrazyCaddy_84 January 04, 2004

anything. and everything.
by Pickled Feet November 12, 2007

When a chick has such a dirty vagina that it severely burns your dick for weeks.
Or when you have such ruff sex without lube causing burns.
Or when you have such ruff sex without lube causing burns.
by N Bern November 14, 2012

The extra-spicy version of guacamole. Often occurs when a female eats hot Mexican food, drops a deuce, and when wiping, inadvertently gets spicy feces in the vagina.
Torres has been squirming around in her seat all day because she's got some wasabi in her meat wallet.
by Pvt Karssen July 30, 2006
