by irvingjohn April 2, 2011
Ballistic Warfare is when two girls lay on their back and raise their legs so the angle of their pee is in an arch and hits each other. As dudes can cross streams, girls can have Ballistic Warfare.
Wow, Maddie and Alex had ballistic warfare last night.... gross, I guess they like golden showers said Brooke.
by Call_me_daddy_69 April 10, 2021
by Chrissy boy612 May 18, 2016
When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare
Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!
Etc.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!
Etc.
by MartyJuck March 4, 2010
When a man is performing sexual intercourse with a woman doggy style, the man spits on the woman's back in order to trick her into think he has ejaculated. When the woman turns around to check, the man quickly ejaculates on her face whilst throwing a handful of pubes at her.
Jane: Why does Mandy have pubes stuck to her face?
Steve: Jim found out she was cheating on him last night, so he decided to give her a bit of Guerilla Warfare
Steve: Jim found out she was cheating on him last night, so he decided to give her a bit of Guerilla Warfare
by TheBrownAvenger December 18, 2011
When you fill a person's mind with disgusting, uncomfortable, or scaring images to fight or torture them.
John and I got into fight last night, and instead of fighting with our fists, we used mental warfare.
by chrisdawg August 7, 2009
A pejorative term referring to corporations that use their political connections to garner lucrative defense contracts.
by freakyg January 21, 2012