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2 definitions by irvingjohn

 
1.
The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.
Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.
by irvingjohn April 02, 2011
 
2.
Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.
"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."
by irvingjohn December 24, 2011