walrus

a socialy awkward kid who has a long nose Who nobody likes, but stills fallows the group and tryies to invite him self every where, the walrus is also to scared to eat by him self.
that kid is a walrus ahr ahr ahr
by Albert hall man March 02, 2008
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walrus

Damnn! What is up with her! Walrus!

What a hermit walrus!
by cupcakemeself9239 October 31, 2011
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walrus

the act of sneaking up behind someone and wiping your hand down their face while exclaiming, "Walrus!"
1. Dude, he just got walrus'd 4 times!

2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus.

3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!
by aiso21 June 01, 2010
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walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.
Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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walrus

The act act of fat girl deepthroating a guy while laying down because she is too fat to kneel. Generally, the same sounds are made with the animal and the act.
"Did you hook up with that fat chick that night?"
"Yeah, her fat ass gave me a walrus."
see penguin
by theTwitchyPolak January 23, 2010
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walrus

A cone that has been successfully stuck into a roof.

See also coning
I walrused the roof at Super A's cereal aisle.
You've been walrused!
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
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walrus

When a guy cums in a woman's mouth and then pinches her nose so she cannot breathe. This leaves her no choice but to swallow or spit it out. Thus creating the bloated cheek look of a walrus.
by Ann March 23, 2003
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