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stripper's wallet 

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.
Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.

god's wallet 

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.
"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"
god's wallet by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

Caesar’s Wallet 

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .
Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now
Caesar’s Wallet by JizzyTim June 11, 2018

Betsy's Wallet 

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
Betsy's Wallet by nocharge May 15, 2023

My wallet is too small for my 50's 

It's an slang very common in some kinds of situations.
You are about too ask a gorgeous woman out, you're not so sure about that, because you think "Oh, I can not as her out, my wallet is too small for my 50's".
It means that you are thinking that she is too good for you.

Ball's to the wallet 

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.
I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.