waff

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

waffe

Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can't hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that's why you love him so much.

WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers
MAtt- ok sure but they aren't legal in this state
Waffe- ight

by CODSTINGRAY444 October 27, 2013

Waff

When you've lost a screw or two (or the whole toolbox) and gone mad.
Synonym: crazy, insane

Yooo, we are all so waff.

by PeanutMonkey April 25, 2019

WAFF

What are friends for?

Hey Bestie, can you buy me big Mac on your way back?
Ofc, WAFF? One Big Mac coming.

by Barakay January 22, 2019

Waff

English slang for cocaine, predominantly used in the northern region.

Who’s chippin 20 quid for this waff then ?

by Pez2001_ November 23, 2021

WAFF

What a fucking fail.

Used to describe something that is even more of a fail then an epic fail.

"That dude slipped over while attempting to do parkour"

"WAFF"

by ImArizona August 22, 2009

WAFF

Translation: what are friends for??

When a friend does something unexpected or just down right nice for you, respond by saying WAFF

by Kristipage March 23, 2016