Guy 1: Dude, I just vulched from that guy over there. He has no idea what just happened.
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 2: Awesome!
by ThereisnoSpoonman June 24, 2010
by ascension_is_here May 25, 2019
people who circle parking lots (mall, gym, etc) looking for spots close to the door. most often done by people who could use the walk
by yogagirl7 May 10, 2012
Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.
Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.
by Cosmobob August 18, 2014
by TigerLily7 March 20, 2011
- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.
The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.
They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"
If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.
The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"
In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"
The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.
They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.
This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.
They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"
If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.
The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"
In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"
The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.
They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.
This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"
P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"
Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"
TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)
(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)
Eric - "We're SCREWED"
Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"
TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"
But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"
Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"
TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)
(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)
Eric - "We're SCREWED"
Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"
TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"
But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
by SchwingSchwongByah October 9, 2011
People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.
by PirateHookAARRR June 13, 2013