A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.
This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”
ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”
tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
That little orgasm you have when you stretch every muscle in your body at the same time.
Often a Stretch Attack starts from a yawn and ends up making you raise your arms, stand on your tip toes, and scream.
Loosh: The other night I thought I was walking in on John and his girlfriend having sex. However, I soon came to discover upon further investigation, that my roommate John was in fact conceiving a Stretch Attack.