violin

Euphemism for Thomas Jefferson's penis, made evident by the musical number "He Plays the Violin" from 1776.

"He plays the violin
He tucks it right under his chin
And he bows, oh he bows
For he knows, yes he knows
That it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Twixt my heart, Tom and his fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High, high, high, high
I am undone

I hear his violin
And I get that feeling within
And I sigh, oh I sigh
He draws near, very near
And it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Goodbye to the fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High-high-high-high
I'm always undone"

-Martha Jefferson

by TheViolinIsHisPenis July 28, 2011

violin

A beautiful bowed four-stringed instrument (more strings on the Norwegian variety, the Hardanger fiddle or hardingfele) that is incredibly difficult to play well. There are quite a number of musical pieces that show the technical prowess of players of this instrument.

John's learning to play the violin, and he's getting better and better at it.

by pentozali September 3, 2012

violin

Like a little guitar with a bow. Sounds quite nice is it's played properly, but it's played wrong you feel like smacking the person whos playing it around the head.

Gareth was playing the violin and it sounded terrible, so I bust his nose.

by psycho bitch March 1, 2004

violin

The highest instrument in the string family.
Also the only musical instrument that asian children are permitted to play.

Asian Child: Dad, i want to play the guitar.
Father: Daughter, it's pronounced "violin".

by bob the amazing person October 23, 2012

violin

Noun
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1) An instrument which is fun to play when you vibrato the ‘G’ string with your pinky.
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1) Mom said, “Don’t rape the fucking violin.”

by Johnson. April 8, 2018

violin

a miserable tiny instrument that is highly popular but sounds like something is dying... everyone thinks these are the best instruments and take the most skill and patience. gets all the good parts, and takes all the glory from every single other section in the orchestra. *rolls eyes*

me: what's that noise?!?!?
everyone else: it's a violin concerto, i've never heard anything so beautiful in my whole life... *sighs in amazement*
me: wtf?!?! instruments aren't supposed to sound like that. it sounds like something's being tortured. besides me.

by phantomess of the viola section May 17, 2006

violin

A)the violin can give a nice sound or sound like a dying cat
B)a very precious item that can cost up to a mill
C)the violin has 4 strings "e a d g"and a bow that has a large lock
of white hoers hairs that makes noise wen rubbed agents the strings
D)the hoers hairs break...a lot
G)the violin has two f holes on the sides...no they srly are fs

A)friend picks up violin i go ruing out side "put down my violin and come help me look for that kittay"

B)friend chips f hole "oh well i bet your just rentin...THAT COST 5000 BUCKS!!!"
D)"hey can i see you bow "ya shur but i forgot to loosen the hairs on the bow so dont pull at th...SNAP :*(
G)"dose the f holes like make the sound louder(facepalm)

by nicoooooo July 10, 2010