The act of pushing someone down on their stomach, removing their pants, laying your penis along their butt crack and whispering into their ear: "I can rape you anytime I want."
by JohnCocktoasten February 20, 2014
A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.
You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.
Not to be confused with pimps.
by Pollup November 15, 2007
One who sells vaginas with little class or respect for their trade, either directly, as in a barefoot streetworker, or indirectly, as in a hairy-palmed pimp or the thick-tongued proprietor of a sex shop.
i asked if she had a condom and the cunt-vendor just laughed.
my father always told me, go to school or you'll end up a lonely online cunt-vendor.
my father always told me, go to school or you'll end up a lonely online cunt-vendor.
by TOMMY YIKES December 27, 2011
by Rosham2 October 26, 2009
Someone whom has no education and no career established. Can also be used to describe a person whom has nothing going for him/her and has no desire to improve.
by MikeSpace October 26, 2007
1. A seller of Corndogs. 2. A close friend. 3. An insult that degrades a person by refering them to being a "low life" such as a "carnie". Synonomous with Mexican Corndog Vendor
Person 1: I like suguar and I like tea, but I dont like you dumbass no sire!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
by MonsterDipper88 September 27, 2007
Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto
by Darksusa December 16, 2008