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Useless Definition 

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason
(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway
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haha jk.... unless? 

the definition is in the name

haha jk....

unless?
steve: what if we put our minecraft beds next to each other haha jk.... unless?

alex: no-
haha jk.... unless? by galn September 1, 2019

unless he's wearing diapers 

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!
Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

Useless Wanker 

Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them
Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there

Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker!
Useless Wanker by Illestemia January 17, 2009
99% of the definitions on this site.
You don't need to search to find a useless definition on this site.
useless by dref said right June 12, 2004

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.
-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

Useless tit 

Comes from the saying " useless as tits on a boar hog " refering to someone who is lazy, unhelpful, unmotivated and all around useless.
that guy is a useless tit
Useless tit by miss. smith December 30, 2010