those two one guys 

How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.

(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.

those two one guys by sleeBall September 23, 2008

one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

one two, one two by Lambchops November 24, 2004

One-Two-Two 

Its whatever you want it it be.

He just wanted a little extra one-two-two.

I went to the store and got a one-two-two sandwich.

One-Two-Two by badgyal123 July 4, 2018

one two tuck manuvour 

When a male has an erect penis and he tuck's it into the top of his trousers so that no one in the room can see it.

i need to do the one two tuck manuvour mate im hard

one two tuck manuvour by Louis Joy February 20, 2006

One Two Shuffle 

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

One Two Shuffle by Paddo83 November 3, 2012

one two three NUT

When u nut (orgasm) with the quickness..

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee

one two three NUT by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010

Put your one two in her three four 

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

Put your one two in her three four by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018