tweedle

A blunt that is made out of marijuana, bleach, cat fur, butter and is rolled up in comic book paper.

Hey dude lets go smoke a tweedle

by Mr Wigger October 30, 2010

tweedle

to lean back on one's chair whilst waving one's top around thine head in a rotating motion.

man, mike was 'tweedling' so hard last night i thought he was gonna break that chair.
Wish i could tweedle like that.

by lanal April 8, 2012

Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019

tweedle

tweedle, a sum meaning no T.V

Boy - T.V + Brains + Hair = FEZ

by Scotty-0 March 31, 2003

tweedling

The act of scratching ones pens or scrotum by pinching said genitalia between ones fingers.

Are you, sir, tweedling? Yes, I am in fact, tweedling my penile unit.

by Dr. Brutal November 23, 2015

tweedle dee and tweedle dum

Two assholes that hang out with each other, their personalities usually bring out the worst in each other and occasionally they think they are hilarious together.

Oh my, there go tweedle dee and tweedle dum again, I could kill em both... but how do they get the ladies?

by the great educator February 5, 2013

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017