1. When we were digging out the driveway after the storm, my dad accidentally trotsky'd me.
2. guy 1 - Yo you see my sweet COD killstreak last nite?
guy 2 - dude it was gay. you only got 6 kills.
guy 1 - Ya but i trotsky'd alll 6 of 'em!
guy 2 - Are you serious? NIIIICE!
Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.