9 definitions by aqueoustrans

New York

Why do half the people on here not know how to spell Manhattan?

The proper noun "Manhattan" does not contain the letter "e."
Let's take a closer look: M-A-N-H-A-T-T-A-N.
Did you see an "e" there? No, you didn't! ...because it's not fucking supposed to be there.

Manhattan: good
Manhatten: bad

Brooklen? Statin? Kweens? Broncks?

I'm embarrassed that so many people that are supposedly New Yorkers do not know how to spell Manhattan.

by aqueoustrans August 31, 2007

garbage plate

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

nickelback

the act of willfully allowing one's ears to bleed.

I was Nickelbacking so the school nurse sent me home early.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

Dix Hills

Ugly houses built on over-priced property right next to the Long Island Expressway

I can't beleive I saved all these years to buy a shit house in Dix Hills next to the highway.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

soda

a word commonly used in civilized areas to refer to a sweet, carbonated beverage

ant: pop, coke, tonic

We knew Tommy was raised in a cave when he used another word for soda.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

Long Island

A place that is misrepresented by girls from Nassau county.

There are actually decent people on Long Island.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

odesse

a brand of cheap vodka that compromised abilities during my first semester of college

Odesses is sold in two gallon plastic bottles.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005