A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
by bob landry February 10, 2006
1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
by Leafs Kick @$$ May 28, 2005
The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.
by suckonthattoronto November 18, 2010
They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
by Austinomino June 15, 2021
Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
by DVDGuy September 11, 2008
When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.
by King_Fishy January 30, 2021
A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.
by Seamus McClannnnnnahan May 6, 2007