toenails

When someone is so far up another person's ass brown noser, all thats left hanging out is their toenails.

Steve is such a toenails.

by Jimmy420 November 14, 2007

toenail

A guy that you think might be nice and have really good intentions that ends up being a fucking liar or an asshole. The toenail is ugly and smelly and not worth your time.
*see ingrown toenail

He said he would call but he didn't, what a toenail

by AMTcgy July 25, 2005

toenail

Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.

"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."
No really, he is.

by Rasputin McHammerhead April 15, 2008

toenail

A mass of hard dead, dry skin cells found on your toe, very closely related to fingernails.

I have a magic toenail, i keep it on my foot, it keeps me nice and safe from harm when something goes kaplut.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

toenails

a word to describe the act of fucking your mates off for a girl or something not involving your friends

TOENAILS!! steve isn't coming out tonight he is busy toenailing his new girlfriend!

by ben reader May 14, 2007

toenail

Someone that is total l33tage. Someone that don't give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. Someone that isn't afraid to post with people knowing it was him. Someone that can boot people from a certain guild. Someone that thinks you are a pussy

Man, I hope that Toenail guy doesn't know who I am.

by Toenail August 19, 2006

ingrown toenail

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.

That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!

by One painful thing December 7, 2005