toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

toad

the most coolest guy in the fire house

toad is cool

by firetoad March 6, 2010

toad

When someone calls a guy a toad it is not a good thing. It is the equal of calling a girl a dog

That guy is a toad and I would never go out with him.

by Jan February 11, 2005

toad

a fat slug that hunches over while playing on the computer

Kenny is a fat toad.

by GT "shadow" March 30, 2008

toad

word for a girl with no shape to her body

guy 1"man dat girls got no shape to her body"
guy 2 "wot like a toad"

by d watson August 2, 2008

toad

A derrogatory term referring to French-speaking Canadians (Quebecoise) that attempts to be a lesser version of the term "frog," which refers to French people.

These pretentious toads are only confusing us tourists with their damn French road signs.

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness

omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.

by jblo February 10, 2007