time machine

When you fuck up and you can't take it back, when you make a horrible mistake but you can't go back and change it. With a time machine you go back in time and fix your mistakes. You can take back things you said or did that have created problems in your future or present time. You can travel back in time and change something you did that affects your future a lot. Without a time machine your just screwed over and stuck. There nothing you can do but suffer and hope everything will work out.

1.)When your "with" a guy but not technicaly dating yet and he ends up fucking with your feelings and screwing you over.telling you he likes you so much but can't go out with you but goes out with another girl the next week. lieing to you and making you cry. dreading every minute you wasted with him.wanting to die rather than hear him talk about this new grilfriend or see them together. with a time machine,you can go back in time and advoid meeting him and having feelings for him.

time machine by Taylahhh August 14, 2007

time machine

A sizeable stash of pornography built up over several decades, enabling you to relive the experiences of people who masturbated in those times.

Will Ferrell: "I still hate you, but you've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags."

John C. Reilly: "Yeah, I got them from the '70's, '80's and '90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine."

time machine by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

time machine

Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine

time machine by Whikiity wah April 17, 2004

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

Time Machine by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

Time Machine

Steel Reserve + Xanax Bar

Black 1 - Yo yo yo mayne i ate deeze barz and drank on my 211 yo and went back in TIME dawg.

Black 2 - Nig you be trippin.

Black 1 - Nah dawg that be a time machine!

Time Machine by Steelres January 21, 2012

TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

TIME MACHINE by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.

That three some was a Time Machine for sure. Like mother like daughter

Time Machine by Jack David February 10, 2025