tighty whities

very tight, white, embarassing, elastic band, underwear and if seen in a locker room you will be wedgied or form expeirience spanked, clothes taken, and forced 2 run around the school in ur tighty whities which you realized have been switched with size small and barely hold your weener in actually dont hold your penis in.

I have all types of tighty whities: i have white , yellow, purple, litght blue, then i have bikinis: blue, yellow and red then i have speedos: blue, green, pink, red, gray, and black but i accidently bought small so my penis is being strangled and one time an old guy came up to me in the local locker room and said boy you need a bigger size you dont have a big one but i mean i buy my grandson bigger pairs then under his breath but he does have a bigger one.

by wedgie June 19, 2007

tighty whities

What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.

I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.

by James the sore butt August 26, 2005

tighty whities

white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.

Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.

by greekmonkey March 18, 2004

tighty whities

what guys w/ sexy asses should wear but dont cuse they are too cool
what fat kids wear because their mom still buys them their underwear
for heven sakes just buy some boxers
also what i found on my floor this morning

jesse should wear tighty whities cause hes too damn sexy to not show his ass

by mime June 08, 2005

tighty whities

Form-fitting white underwear without the unnecessary constricting "thigh sleeves" of the supposedly superior boxer-brief. Associated, strangely enough, with both the very young and the very old. A beautiful, sexy, practical undergarment tradition that is in danger of being lost to popular backlash. Its last hope may lie in the fetishization of embarrassment, especially in a certain subculture of gay and bi-curious men.

Oh my God, you wear tighty whities? How dorky! Why am I getting hard right now?

by Villeville July 23, 2021

tighty whities

undewear that only uncool people that suold get a wedgie

friday I was waring tighty whities in school and someone gave me a Marvan and then gave me a hanging wedgie on a bathroom stall door for 2 hours. I told on them and nothing hapend so I have to have another wedgie for the hole day. it herts

by wedgie man 4658 April 18, 2009

tighty whities

A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.

Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by willdood January 02, 2010