the Vapors 

A person who upon visualizing, reading, thinking, or even imagining something attractive or sexual embodies the characteristics of a southern elderly lady and receives warmth in the crotch area, similar to that of a dog in heat.

After hearing that Gary was going with the class to Italy Amanda received the vapors. She went home and took a cold shower to relieve herself.

Also may quote the line "I do indeed have the vapors" (While fanning themselves or their crotch)

the Vapors by SammyDavies3 October 11, 2005

You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core

Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.

You're giving me the Vapors by SuzyBuzy July 22, 2007

the vapors 

A one-hit wonder band, who are most famouse for "Turning Japanese".

"Wow, The Vapors are a one-hit wonder!"

"Yeh. After "Turning Japanese" they didn't have a single hit!"

the vapors by ColTim July 6, 2004

The Vapors 

When you suddenly want to be a apart of something due to money, power or fame

My friends hate President Trump, but now that I have an extra ticket to attend a White House event, they caught the vapors and want to be my plus one.

The Vapors by chalarious June 9, 2018

Catch, or Caught the vapors 

It means, to swoon or faint. From when ladies wore corsets and would faint all the time, it was said they "caught the vapors", maybe from the night air.

"Catch, or Caught the vapors."

Bring the fainting couch Alfred, Bessie "Caught the Vapors" again! If he proposes, I will "catch the vapors", tout suit.

Catch, or Caught the vapors by steampunk-addie June 16, 2011

catch the vapors 

A quaint euphemism for flatulence

I say, I certainly do love this broccoli salad but I fear I shall catch the vapors.

catch the vapors by DonnyO December 15, 2013

catch the vapors 

to get smoked or schooled by someone.

You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.

catch the vapors by Nick D May 28, 2003