N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.
by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013
Get the King Jamesmug. the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.
Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
by romario187 December 11, 2011
Get the King Jamesmug. 1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.
1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.
by combat_rock November 08, 2003
Get the King Jamesmug. by L SSSSSSquared August 25, 2006
Get the king jamesmug. by king james the 3rd February 22, 2009
Get the king jamesmug. by James Green May 26, 2005
Get the King Jamesmug. When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"
GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
Get the King Jamesmug.