Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.
Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2022
by Aggressive Neutrality December 9, 2010
a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.
Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.
by bbw lover88 June 8, 2007
Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"
Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
by wallacj3 March 31, 2009
A Facebook meme group full of edgy cunts created by Carl Ludwig Sherburne. It boasts over 40,000 members. They refer to themselves as “cells” and use language found on 4Chan boards, like inb4 and op.
Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.
Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.
by AnonymousUser- January 3, 2018
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022
a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".
Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?
I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.
I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.
by fist taco October 3, 2010