Bastians got the best and biggest dicks
Bastians got the best and biggest dicks
by Hello-imjayden November 25, 2021
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Bastian is an overall best guy , i love him more then words can describe . i love him the most out of all my friends. He’s the best friend you wish you had , he’s everything you wish for. He’s hot , funny and kind. He will own your heart
Bastian : Hi
girl : OMG ITS BASTIAN HIII
by yourfavjuls November 23, 2021
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used to name people with absolutely no bitches and simp af
"yo here comes Bastian, he has no game ❌"
by kkor June 4, 2022
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The World’s best man in bed. He’s cock is out of this world. 13 Inches long and 9 inches thick. I felt it upp my stomach, I want to fuck him so bad again.
Wow Bastian, your cock is gargantuan.
FUCK!! Deeper Bastian! Your cack is so big.
by CommunistAbby November 23, 2021
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A man who cannot admit his feelings to y/n
"OmG Do I LoVe y/N broo omg... I want her to call me daddy bastian"
by riivolta September 25, 2020
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Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School
Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”
by Dykey Buttcrack February 28, 2019
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The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.
by schweini August 4, 2010
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