The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. This may be a desired event.
"man, when the Louisiana bullride started, i didn't even want to get the insulin injection for her... it was awesome"
by Danielle Harvey November 8, 2007
a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
When a man inserts his penis into another mans butt while the other man is passed out and then goes on to duct tape himself to the passed out man. The goal is to stay on for at least 8 seconds.
by puddogs October 16, 2006
when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.
Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
by porkizzle the thrizzle November 14, 2006
similar to bullriding, but with people. most commonly practiced in urban areas, an urban bullrider will mount (jump on) a suitable and unsuspecting candidate, and ride them for as long as possible
Me and Chris did some urban bullriding in london. I jumped on this huge dude on the millenium bridge and rode him for at least 12 seconds.
by missy ingham October 31, 2010
It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"
Girl: "WHAT?!?!"
Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
Girl: "WHAT?!?!"
Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
by anonymusblood January 11, 2012
Friend: So what do you do with your girlfriend when you two feel kinky?
You: We would Dutch Bullride all night.
Friend: Well, I best be getting home...
You: We would Dutch Bullride all night.
Friend: Well, I best be getting home...
by Dutch Bullrider January 9, 2011