When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.
by hotmama4u April 13, 2009
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.
by My first abortion tickled August 6, 2010
by Geraldo Spicano August 29, 2005
a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.
"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."
by Peter macPhearson April 23, 2005
by Rockyman3 May 11, 2020
by BBB World War I October 25, 2017
Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
by Fishyyz January 8, 2021