tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004

tarzan

a once tree dwelling creature who moved to the big city(tampa) to hang around with a whit kid, a hairy kid a kid whos name i think is cody and this girl that looks like the white kid, but then she cut her hair. Anyways he is an expert at ninja-ing and can dance like it aint nobodies business.

hey angel have you seen tarzan i got some business to discuss?

by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

Tarzaned

who the fuck is tarzaned ? More like who the fuck are you , hardstuck animal.

Tarzaned is the god of the jungle. 200 iq , irl chad , this motherfuckers got it all

tarzaned viewer 1: omg have you seen the new tarzaned jungle guide ?

tarzaned viewer 2: yeah I’d suck tarzaneds dick just for one coaching session

by IRLCHAD123 January 22, 2019

tarzanned

originally used when someone steals a mix and claims it as their own, but that is so uncommon and pathetic that it is now used whenever an idea is stolen in general.

Dude, you totally tarzanned my idea!

by no wack DJ's December 7, 2010

Tarzan

A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.

Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.

by kate November 22, 2004

Tarzan

Getting one's penis stuck in the pubic hair of a woman, either around the ass or vagina.

-How was last night with the Ukrainian?
-Shit man it sucked, bitch never shaved and tarzaned me!
-Ouch I feel ya man!

by TJ Cox January 11, 2008

Tarzan

Tarzan is a hawt 5'1" ape man that usually spends her days swinging on vines and sharing loneliness with its monkey friends. But beware, even if this creature looks like a Darius on the outside, he can become quite vile when least expected. Tarzan is also obsessed with toes and will stick his snoot in glue for some tooting. It is highly advised that the weak of heart and highly unintelligent stay three countries away from her because she may want to educate you on gae boobs if suspecting your ignorance. Tarzan also loves playing telephone with its banana named "Mo" and likes shooting frogs into the ocean with a fake AR-15 she made with Joe's last remains. This was all a bit too much to digest, but I give you my word, if you can share a house with a 5'1.5" McDonald's loving Indian guy(no offence), then you will absolutely fall in love with Tarzan. She's/it's/he's definitely a keeper.

"Tarzan still wets his butt napkin!"

by Feliciape May 23, 2021