Take a knee

To be interrupted in the act of performing cunnilingus on a frenchwomanin the lobby of your apartment by your housemate, ideally whilst wearing a waistcoat.

Dude, you take a knee like a pro. That shit cracked me up. You Bruce Forsythed that frenchie good.

Take a knee by Alexander McQueen June 17, 2011

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take a knee

The act of kneeling down on one knee while pointing a finger towards the sky and pounding an alcoholic beverage of choice. The taking of knees can be passed out between comrades drinking, however once you command the taking of a knee the person taking the knee is free to return the favor. "Knees" are taken for many reasons including to get drunk, to celebrate, or as competition.

Mike to Ryan (who has a freshly opened beer)- "Ryan take a knee"

Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.

take a knee by rock90 January 13, 2008

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take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

take a knee by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

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take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.

Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.

take a knee by Nick November 17, 2004

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