smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl

Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.

Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022

Soosh 

A sick fucking kunt

Soosh is a sick fucking kunt and that’s all that’s needs to be said.

Soosh by waaary February 18, 2021

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

Soosh Toots by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.

Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.

Swoosh Migration by YTMOSH October 2, 2012

soosool

An adjective describing an individual (usually male) who has been overly protected by his parents and behaves in a wuss-like manner, acting somewhat girly, and overly snobish. A mama's boy.
The behavior displayed by such individual carries a negative social stigma. A soosool is usually a target for teasing and gossip.

1: What's up with him?
2: Ah, leave him alone. He is a soosool.

or

1: You looked like a soosool in the party last night!!

soosool by asdollah mirza March 25, 2007