swift

A kid whos name is Alex Swift. Known for the two gaping things under his nose that reminds me of dry flapping vaginas. I hate that faggot.

Was swift with ant russian all night last night?? Damn...Swift is such a pussy-fart.

by Rush Owens February 14, 2005

swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.

" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

swift

Trixter which disregards the kicking side and places a main emphassas on flips

"fuck swift has the mean wallflip"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

swift

To take a shit also known as back droppin or booboo

I shouldn't have drank all of that milk. I need to take me an old swift.

by lordzig84 May 28, 2006

swift

-to be swift, like being blonde only not as "duragatory"

-Crystal:How come you dont have to refill your gas fireplace?
-Now that, is just pure swiftness.

by Regina Fillangee March 4, 2005

swift

When one has to make something up, or when one has made something look like a greater amount of effort and work has gone into the production of it. Often, but not always, involving the duplication of others work or terminology in order to produce something that looks like ones own.

A term synonymous with bullshitting, blagging, making up or too 'wing it', though more often used within the architectural profession.

"That Nathaniel sure was laying on the swift real heavy"

or

"I sure had to write a loft of swift to get those plans through building control"

by Thig Waymarks December 25, 2007

The Swift

A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.

Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift

by Krispee September 14, 2010