Sudoku 

A lad's holiday pre-lash up ritual of heading back to the hotel room whilst everyone is poolside for some "slapping of the ham" before a big night out.

B: "I feel like I got sunstroke lads. I'm just going back to the hotel room to play some Sudoku."

(walking into the hotel room)

D: "B, what're you doing?!"

B: "I'm playing Sudoku! I swear!"

Sudoku by Pablo Cheeps September 11, 2011

Sudoku 

The act of hitting one's own funny bone

Im gonna commit sudoku
Nooooooo

Sudoku by bocbi November 20, 2018

Sudoku 

A number game, for the smartest cookies.

ex.
"Wow, you just did a Sudoku, Karen!"

Sudoku by Melonz123 January 28, 2020

Sudoku 

Sudoku is an online meme terminology that refers to the Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment with a short sword. People purposely say Sudoku and not the actual term is Seppuku online as a meme since the actual Sudoku is a 9x9 digit puzzle.

Person 1:I'm kind of feeling depressed after this. I think ima perform Sudoku.
Person 2: Do you mean Seppuku?
Person 1:No it's Sudoku

Sudoku by DLfromNY February 29, 2020

Sudoku 

If you play this game you are either really cool or really old no in between.

Person 1: what are you doing?
Person 2: playing sudoku.
Person 1: oh cool
Old person: I like playing sudoku too!

Sudoku by Kittyferns June 3, 2023

Sudoku

The phenomenon you encounter where if you are struggling with a Sudoku, a twat in the room simply cannot resist craning over your shoulder and telling you where a number goes, despite the fact that YOU are doing YOUR Sudoku to challenge YOURSELF. Sudokuing someone provides no help to them as it does not teach them any technique or really helps them achieve anything meaningful. It is the purest form of degradation; it is showing off a piece of knowledge or skill that the other person simply doesn't have, without explanation and without them asking to be shown.

Person 1: *playing a game*
Person 2: *Takes controller from them, beats level and explains nothing of how or why they did anything to beat the level*
Person 1: You completely Sudoku'd me you twat!

Sudoku by MrJambone December 18, 2025

sudoku pansy 

someone who's too scared to take a risk in sudoku

man i'm such a sudoku pansy, i don't wanna put a 6 thre cause it could also be a 3

sudoku pansy by pat . January 16, 2009