sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 8, 2013

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003

suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

by Occsters May 28, 2012

suck my balls

Official language of the Man-birds

"It's a very complicated language"
"Okay. Suck MY balls"
*slap* "YOU JUST CALLED MY FATHER A COWARD."

by sdfdsafsdfkdsafjdskl;adslkfjds April 23, 2011

Sucks Rat Balls

Means something sucks massively.

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!

by Morden June 18, 2008

Sucks fucking balls

something you would say that fucking sucks balls. when something sucks balls, that sucks. but when something sucks fucking balls, it sucks fucking balls. and you dont know until something sucks fucking balls until you've experienced something that sucks fucking balls.

colton: blue screen of death es no bueno
jesse: no. blue screen of death SUCKS FUCKING BALLS.

by jess4less May 2, 2010