v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."
by Derek December 6, 2003
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When something is so absolutely stupid, you don't even want to say stupid anymore.
by skewez May 29, 2023
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Stubes means when you do something dumb or really retarded
Guy1:”I’m gonna burn a house and do a drive by

Guy2:”what the fuck, are you stubes?
by Thatoneguy54678 April 25, 2021
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German slang for a small and uncomfortable room, having the meaning of a barrel.
Mann, diese Zimmer ist ein Stube
by Sexxybiest December 29, 2016
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She was so Pink Feminist..she could only be understood as a StuBees...
by Denys Picard June 9, 2019
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