"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!
Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!
Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...
Bird 2: He will!...
Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!
Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...
Bird 2: He will!...
Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
by TailsFox March 15, 2018
To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
by mrnmrst April 6, 2017
Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 March 17, 2018