Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.
Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.
Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.
Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012
Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!
by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 22, 2011
Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.
by magnoliak January 31, 2014
Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.
The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
by ShadowzI May 13, 2013