Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.
by Sunflower Man March 10, 2021
"...he picked up three chicks last night, that boy's stoating..."
Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!
Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!
by Skreebles September 21, 2011
by CoolFlamingo January 31, 2022
To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear
by The_Gene_Genie February 17, 2011
by Bob Stoat July 11, 2008
And if everyone does why aren't we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?
by Michael White April 22, 2004
A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.
by Davo G April 28, 2005