8 definitions by Sunflower Man
Retiary, Otherwise known as a total and complete loser dweeb who has an unhealthy obsession with Octopi, is something you should never want to be. Retiarys are always terrible at their jobs and aren't capable of doing anything on their own. Any time a woman passes by he'll instantly simp for them, no matter the circumstance.
by Sunflower Man February 26, 2021
Pierre of Gaul is a legendary warrior who fought for the freedom of Regina Saskatchewan from the tyrannical queen of England. Pierre and his Gauls fell to the army of Regina on July 11, 2020. He and all of his forces were executed on July 30, 2020. Pour one out for the Gauls. Or so we thought, Pierre somehow avoided death and is now planning a second invasion of Regina. THE GAULS HAVE RETURNED. JOIN PIERRE’S ARMY. MARCH TO REGINA AND TAKE BACK THE MOTHERLAND. THE MARCH BEGINS JANUARY 14th.
"GAUL CHAUL WAUL WAUL GAUL CHAUL WAUL WAUL GAUL CHAUL WAUL WAUK"
"Did anyone just hear the Gaul army war cry?"
"Beats me"
"What if it was the ghost of Pierre of Gaul?"
"Beats me"
"Did anyone just hear the Gaul army war cry?"
"Beats me"
"What if it was the ghost of Pierre of Gaul?"
"Beats me"
by Sunflower Man January 10, 2021
VLC is a free and open source cross-platform multimedia player and framework that plays most multimedia files as well as DVDs, Audio CDs, VCDs, and various streaming protocols. It is the most chad media player to exist and anyone who says otherwise (especially people who are named TJ) are very wrong.
by Sunflower Man January 1, 2021
The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.
"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021
Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.
by Sunflower Man March 10, 2021
Peewee Wonka is some loser who saw Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and thought "what if I did this myself?" which I can't even begin to wonder how he thought was a good idea at all. Seriously what the fuck goes in somebody's head for them to want to make a chocolate factory like Willy Wonka. Anyways he made the factory and it without a doubt violates so many health codes that it probably even violates some don't even exist yet, furthermore Peewee Wonka refuses to let government officials into the factory. This has also been a part of supporting the rumors that Peewee Wonka utilizes enforced child labor in order to produce his chocolate, which is even further supported by the fact consumers of his product have reported the taste of blood in the chocolate. A man simply named Gal stood in for Peewee Wonka as his PR to address the rumors in a press conference and was quoted saying that the process in which they produce their confectionary goods is completely automated, however, most news outlets warn readers not to trust this man as the reason he was standing in for Peewee Wonka could be that he is a new face and thus they think he could be more easily believed on the matter. If you ever get contacted by a supposed Peewee Wonka please report this interaction to your local police force immediately, thank you for your time, and never eat chocolate made my Peewee Wonka.
"Hey man, hear about that new chocolate factory? Run by some Pewee guy or whatever."
"You mean Peewee Wonka? I hear he uses children to make his chocolate, and that the chocolate has the taste of blood in it."
"Yikes, what type of guy would open up a factory like that?"
"Peewee Wonka apparently."
"You mean Peewee Wonka? I hear he uses children to make his chocolate, and that the chocolate has the taste of blood in it."
"Yikes, what type of guy would open up a factory like that?"
"Peewee Wonka apparently."
by Sunflower Man September 20, 2021
Unverified is a person or people who have not read through information that would be helpful for them in a certain subject. If you're Unverified you should stop being one, because its not cool.
by Sunflower Man February 28, 2021