Squirrel 

An attractive person/eye candy. Cause you get distracted just like Doug from UP!

Heeeeyyyy.... check out that fine squirrel.

Squirrel by Munjenitis April 19, 2017

squirrel 

a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts

guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts

squirrel by squirrel..................J.K!!!!!! June 2, 2006

SQUIRREL 

CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads

There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.

SQUIRREL by Leekie June 9, 2011

Squirrel 

A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.

Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right

Squirrel by BEWARE_of_the_squirrels March 28, 2010

squirrel 

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

squirrel by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirrel 

A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment

Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.

squirrel by Red Squirrel January 4, 2004

squirrel 

Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.

That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.

squirrel by xsenia January 12, 2005