by Edward June 18, 2003
Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.
by John Stevenson May 21, 2004
A word smash of ‘Stuff’ and ‘Spunk’; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable… like the amount of individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of toilet paper, or the quantity of dog turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.
As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter, Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncan’s prone backside…
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.
by Herbert Schweffe June 18, 2023
by minecrafte god August 4, 2012
‘Jenny and James decided to spuff their money travelling the world together’.
‘Roger liked spuffing his money on double ended life like dildos’.
‘Roger liked spuffing his money on double ended life like dildos’.
by Jenoir21 November 9, 2017
Spuff is a word a friend of mine made up, insisting she wanted to get it into the dictionary. It exists here because there are people who think this is a serious dictionary. Oh, and it means "cute"
by THE DONKIE January 1, 2019
A two-card poker hand that initially appears good, but after an unfavourable flop makes you lose all your money
pocket aces A-A but a flop of 4-5-6 and someone has a straight on the flop with 3-7 for example, a terrible hand but one which has you now drawing dead, but because of the spuff angel you are stuck and can't help but put all your money in anyway
by pokerboy December 1, 2007