spadge

Used in the Welsh valleys as an alternative to mate or friend, the shortened form of 'spa' is also acceptable.

'Oh spadge, I'm a fuckin' inbred valleys moron'

by ^Azrael^ July 23, 2004

Spadge

To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner

"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"

*post-coital* I think I need a spadge transplant.

"Have you seen that pic of Paris Hilton getting out of the car with her spadge out?"

Spadge of honour.

by PG November 13, 2003

Spadge in a name is a shortening of "Spadger" which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.

As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"

by spadge January 26, 2013

by sj January 13, 2004

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The result of leaving the safety off the pump action yoghurt rifle.

Once every dwarf had done his bit,
And mixed spadge filled her quim,
Had Snow White sneezed or coughed or laughed,
All seven would have to swim.

by dr joff November 8, 2007