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Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020
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Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025
by Matt Free March 9, 2021
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then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.
shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened
by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021
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Kerbal Space Program

(kerh-ball sphace prho-ghr-ham)
"The greatest space disaster simulator to ever hit virtual store shelves." -Martincitopants
It's true, it's better than the sequel.
FOR NOW.
Stop bashing KSP2, be patient.
1- "Bro I just bought Kerbal Space Program!"
2- "Yooo! Make sure install some mods for auto strut tho."
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Kerbal space program 2

Bet y‘all feel real silly right about now.
When Take-2 closed intercept games Kerbal space program 2 died it marked the end of a game that was doomed from the start, if certain anonymous devs are to be believed.
by Person1582962 June 7, 2024
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Mexican Space Program

Sex act- where the man buys antibiotics from a mexican liquor store, dips it in mango flavoring, vapo rub, and tajin.

The man then places the pill as suppository into the woman's anus. The resulting burn and “high” during intercourse will send her into space metaphorically
No mames wey! She’s undergoing the Mexican space program, she’s so lucky”
by Milf Examiner February 27, 2025
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Duval Space Program

The DuvalSpaceProgram give you a RETROfuturisric euphoric feeling , of

Peace love and soul thru the high quality of music and sound and eccentric visuals and quirky play on words.

Musicians , Bands , DJs , SkaterBoarders, Artist,Directors ,Producers,Dancers , Gypsies , Ravers , Hippies , Astronauts , Scientists, and Most Alien Lifeforms make up

the DuvalSpaceProgram

(Tye dye anyone)
Duval Space Program is a RETRO Futuristic feeling that spreads Peace love and soul thru the high quality of music and sound

The DuvalSpaceProgram: Never Going to Land

The DuvalSpaceProgram : Trippy ,Experimental , Progressive, Inspirational, Motivational

Rick :”The Duvalspaceprogram’s Music had me on the dark side of the moon i was tripping so hard “
Bill : “Man I’ve been on the D.S.P since Lawn Chairs On Mars Ep “
by DJ MitchAnneControlle November 24, 2021
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