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A magic spell cast over a computer that allows it to transmute one's input into error messages.

Goddamn third-rate spreadsheet software! Nobody can write good code these days.

software by hawkw May 19, 2009

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Another name for a penis when it won't get hard.

He was all software down there.

software by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004

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Computer wise, it is ran off of the hard drive as a program.

Best Buy has a better selection of software than Circuit City does.

software by Josh January 30, 2004

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Alternate (until 2007 erroneous)spelling of "softwear": non-teflon clothing.

Ex: another software user was killed in a shooting incident on 21sth and 6th street.

Ex: There's a bug in my software; I'd better buy some moth balls.

software by Phaedrus42 January 28, 2004

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Usually a computer CD that holds a program on it, anything from a game to a paint program, its just the name for a CD for use on a computer basically.

I put the software in the computer, and the program started.

software by Linda February 5, 2004

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software by dimetrisaurusrex May 10, 2019

Software Update 

This slang mostly common in Pakistan. This is mostly attributed to the people who were once arrested by Pakistan's establishment for being anti-state who later became pro-state after release.

PTM needs a software update.

Software Update by Narrator007 January 23, 2022