smizzle duty 

Smizzle duty is one's obligation to undertake while having a smoke. It usually requires one to be smoking at the time. While smoking, the person should have all their senses tuned for any goings on nearby and should usually only stand guard in one pre-determined area. If something is amiss the person on smizzle duty should proceed to report his or her findings to anyone that cares. If nothing eventful happens, the person on smizzle duty should make a summarised report to no-one in paticualar, though this is optional.

Person 1: "Let's go out for smizzle duty"
Person 2: "Nigga whaaat?"

smizzle duty by Todd Burnquist August 15, 2004

Smizzle Snazzled 

To be in a state of inebriation, as a result of marijuana or alcohol (in many cases both) consumption.

Dawg, I was soooooo smizzle snazzled last night I ate Eddy's entire birthday cake.

Smizzle Snazzled by Firin' squad December 14, 2010

Smizzle Dizzle 

another term for a dirty smut

that bitch right there is a smizzle dizzle

Smizzle Dizzle by K .Simp December 13, 2005

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

smizzed 

baked, zooted, out dis world

1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-

smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

"fo shizzle ma nizzle that is dank shit"

fo shizzle ma nizzle by yo mama's snatch March 15, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle 

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

fo' shizzle my nizzle by Anonymous November 10, 2002