The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers
by Paccali November 12, 2002

True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug
by Lavalova February 03, 2007

by Fish May 29, 2004

cheese grater, washing machines...
by Anonymous November 12, 2002

noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.
"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.
by T.E. Bell May 29, 2005

by smegs June 19, 2005
