smeg 

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin

ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg

smeg by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006

smeg 

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

smeg off you smegging smeghead

smeg by elgatonegro August 10, 2007

smeg 

Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet

smeg by xentrix01 April 8, 2005

Smeg 

A very versatle swear word which can be used for many things.

smeg off,jerk!
you smegging idiot!
you smegged things up again!
you smegging smegged up smeggitying smeg head!

Smeg by El Grande September 2, 2003

SMEG 

A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.

Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."

Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."

SMEG by owl410 October 4, 2011

SMEG 

An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)

"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"

SMEG by anonymouspersondefiningawords September 3, 2019

Smeg 

A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'

Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.

Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.

Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead!

Guy 2: Er, what??

Smeg by LalaRainbow January 27, 2009