SMC 

home of the most beautiful, classiest and most fabulous bitches in the country.

SMC chick: OMG! That Notre Dame girl is fug!
Notre Dame girl: I wish I was a SMC chick :(

SMC by dothehelenkeller December 20, 2008

smc 

smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.

Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!

smc by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016

SMC 

to make the most stupid, idiotic, worst decision making and sayings, and usually with no common sense.

Booked a trip to London to see a girl I'm in love with and been holding out for her, spent a lot of money, and got there and she just wants to be friends! just did a SMC.

SMC by catchthenandkillthem March 23, 2010

SMC 

Saint Mary's College - home of the classy and fabulous women aka SMC Chicks!

Notre Dame girls are often jealous of these beautiful SMC Chicks!

Notre Dame guy: Where do you live?
Notre Dame girl: I live in Pangborn, here at ND
ND Guy: Oh, that sucks :(
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Notre Dame guy: Where do you live?
SMC Chick: LeMans, I go to Saint Mary's!
ND Guy: Damn, that is HOT! ;)

SMC by classyfabulousandbeautiful February 16, 2009

smc 

Suck my cock. Used (mostly) by boys/men who like to piss other people off, or when they need to do something but don't want to or are too lazy to do it.

Me: Yo Ryan, buy me some snacks at the store.
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)

smc by meesiefeesie October 28, 2015

SMC 

The prestigous Sunnymead Cup street hockey tournament.

We went 3-0 in the SMC yesterday

SMC by TinosTheBoss June 22, 2010

smc 

the redneck town that is st marys county, md. where everyone is related and there is nothing to do but get drunk.

"i married my sister and want to celebrate, good thing we live in smc."

smc by wicked_b January 23, 2009