slurpee

A word used to describe many things. Particularly hurricanes and lightswitches.

I don't know...it was raining really hard and the wind was blowing...I think a slurpee is coming! or Hey bitch, go turn on the slurpee.

by ritaisyomama July 31, 2007

slurpee

when you succ the face so hard your skin comes off

"want a slurpee you dirty slut?"

by kertsfaygo July 31, 2018

slurpee

Slang for blow jobs

I went to the bar to get laid last night and met this chic, she was married though so I was only able to get a slurpee from her.

by Doylee4693 November 28, 2015

slurpee

a sexual act in which the male sucks out of their partners anus using a straw then consequently vomiting all over their body.

Brent gave Julie a slurpee and made a huge mess in her basement.

by SlurpeeMan October 5, 2007

slurpee

A frozen beverage commonly enjoyed by Native Indians.

"Ehh Uncle Victor, let's go get a bruis'n berry slurpee, ehh??"

by Wayne May 1, 2004

slurpee

slurpee dude! slurpee radical!

"Dude you want a slurpee?" says guy
"Slurpee, radical!" says next freak.

by candiwankenobi August 13, 2009

slurpee

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.

"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"

by ka-freaking-blamo October 16, 2008