SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!
At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.
by weave October 28, 2003
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slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.
Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?
by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004
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Slobberknocker

A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts

Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross
Jim Ross: It's going to be a slobberknocker tonight ladies and gentlemen!
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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slobberknockers

A pair of long balls that knock the slobber right off of your chin.
Those slobberknockers sure came in handy last night, clean up was a snap!
by swinging wet nap October 06, 2013
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Slobberknockered

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.
Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.
by rhino77 February 10, 2010
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Slobberknocker

Slobberknocker(s) - The mammary condition resulting from a session of open-mouthed motorboating. Saliva will invariably be knocked out of the motorboater's mouth onto the motorboatee's breasts; thus, "slobberknocker(s)".
Man, David just gave that chick a real slobberknocker!
by JayMattJay July 27, 2008
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